You’d think that even the most seasoned and professional of goalscorers would react to popping the ball into the net with a scorpion kick by frantically running around and losing their mind. But this little Irish lad, after scoring a once-in-a-lifetime scorpion kick, just calmly turned and trudged back toward the halfway line as if it was no big whoop:

Hopefully he was just too stunned in the moment, and has since properly gone insane over his feat of wonder.

[ESPN FC]