Skip Holtz will try to beat the team Daddy Lou used to coach! How awesome is that?! So awesome that it's a network game! Oh, pretty much every Notre Dame game is on NBC, you say? Of course it is. Because that's how it was foretold.

Now, those who hate God โ€” or responsibility, like the Ole Miss fans behind the pictured sign โ€” can watch teams like No. 6 Florida State, No. 7 Stanford, No. 10 Nebraska or No. 25 USC. But they'll be condemned to Hell.


For a purgatory-at-worst scenario, watch the mighty University of Delaware Fighting Blue Hens face Navy. Go Hens.