The highlight of the 1:00 slate is, I suppose, Steve Smith and the Ravens hosting the Panthers. I don't know if it's that intriguing of a game, but I'm pretty sure I heard on ESPN this week that Steve Smith has promised to disembowel several of his ex-teammates on live television. So I'm looking forward to that.

At 4:00, our shared football experience will be Eagles vs. 49ers, which actually does feel like a pretty good game. Enjoy, everybody.