Your Saturday Open Thread Smorgasbord

Here is the open thread smorgasbord. The only NHL game of the day begins now as the Rangers and Capitals face off in Game 4. Baseball picks up at 1:00 p.m., followed shortly by the NBA playoffs starting with the Pacers and Magic at 2:00 p.m. From there we have more basketball, baseball and the Kentucky Derby at 6:20-ish. Look alive out there, and use this space to shoot the shit.