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You're Not Going To Be Able To Have Any Fun In The Sochi Bathrooms

Canadian snowboarder Sebastien Toutant is in Sochi for the Olympics and tweeted an image of what appears to be the meddlesome arm of Big Red Brother reaching all the way into the john. No fishing for poop? No self-administering opiates on the bathroom floor because you have a gruesome broken leg? No, thank you.


Although, it could be this is just a chart of the options available in there, since the black stick figure is not actually behind the red X in any of the scenes. Who knows? Russian bathrooms are weird.


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