As we've seen, for even the smallest of perceived slights, Zlatan Ibrahimović has the power to liquefy his enemies with a mere look or gesture. This journalist is his latest victim, and he managed only one even-spoken question before Zlatan's response turned him into a stammering schoolboy.

Zlatan eventually did answer the journalist/cameraman's question about his relationship with teammate Edinson Cavani, but he was unable to muster a followup. You can't see it on camera, but reports say the questioner had to be sponged up and wrung out into an empty cup after the intensity of Ibra's withering gaze reduced him to a soupy puddle of flesh and shame.

[Pro Soccer Talk]