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For the majority of her yearly tournament appearances, 17-year-old Austrian tennis star Tamira Paszek manages to keep the twins indoors, as they say. (OK, no one says that but me). But when the Australian Open rolls around, things change. She's out there, Jerry! And she's lovin' every minute of it!
Had it happened at Wimbledon, the sight of Tamira Paszek lunging around in a flimsy vest and straining sports bra would have left many venerable members of the All-England Club choking on their strawberries. The 17-year-old Austrian nearly pulled off the shock of the day at the Australian Open but it was more for her choice of tennis attire that she'll live long in the memories of those present. In the baking Australian heat, Paszek revealed a skimpy outift that was almost as stunning as her backhand.
The cleavage is mighty, and almost pulled off the upset on Monday: Third-seed Serbian Jelena Jankovic needed three match points to edge Paszek 2-6, 6-2, 12-10.
Come to think of it, didn't this happen last year as well?
Tennis Star's Plunging Neckline Leaves Little To The Imagination [Daily Mail]
Buy This Woman A Bra [Blogleaves]
Comments
My undershorts just ran out of leibensraum.
Somewhere Martina Navratilova TiVos this year's Australian Open
Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Hit that shit from behind.
A) she's 17.
B) the second pic in the story makes her hooters look more in proportion to her mannish arms and shoulders and legs.
C) god bless this angle, though.
Sorry, gotta pass on this one...
I think the tennis ball is orbiting them.
I'd like to give her an inside-out forehand.
Anna Kornikova who?
This picture makes me want to pull for her...
@Silky John-STON!:
party-pooper
I'd like to ride those Waves of the Danube.
The hills are alive with the sound of music...
Between this chick, Jelena "Butterface" Jankovic, Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic, this Australian Open has had me at full attention all week long.
fault!
Her breasts are almost as big as Hingis' forehead. Almost.
Is she also Elaine's Lex Luthor?
Why are they always Eastern European? What has happened to the good old American girl?
Love - 30(DD).
I would restring her racquet.
She may not win Wimbledon, but she bound to win a couple of Golden Globes...
- Nick, Swindon
+1 dry British wit.
It's like looking into the sun, Jerry.
I'd like to Jank it out on those.
Yet another reason I thoroughly enjoy womens tennis. The other reason? Maria Sharapova.
This is reason #1 why women's tennis is better than men's tennis.
Reason #2: Three sets instead of five makes women's tennis games TV-friendly.
@SirWalterIII:
It's all related to Russian Sex Murders.
@UkraineNotWeak: You will be receiving a +1 in the mail every day for a week.
Austrian sports bras: Creating anschluss since 1938.
A bra has got to fit like a glove.
@GlenAndersonLikesBoys:
If the bra doesn't fit, you must jack to it?
"Two scoops in every box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran"? Did your 14-year-old brother grab the laptop?
If this was posted on Jezebel, it would have over six hundred comments by now.
"Two scoops in every box of Kelloggs Raisin Bran"
What is this? A shout out to the late, great Wesley Willis?
Built for comfort, not for speed.
@Stev D:
what kind of misogynistic is that?
Needs more tits.
God Bless us, every one.
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misogynistic *comment*.
asshole.
@Rick Chandler:
Another one:
I believe Franz Klammer won his downhill gold medal on the left one.
If she isn't using sunscreen down there in Australia, she could develop a case of melonoma in the hot sun.
She's 17?
/creepy
Hmmm that reminds me I need to pick up some milk on my way home.
This is nothing. I saw Martina Navratilova's penis fall out of her shorts in 1987.
@Stev D: that is true, and yet I think the message would be slightly different
@Stev D: I can't believe it's on DS and doesn't have 600 comments (of a completely different nature).
She was born in 1990. That is incredibly depressing.
Someone show this match to Richard Gasquet...
Imagine if her and Alison Stokke had a baby- oh man.
She is the number one reason NBC didn't renew Bud Collins' contract for Wimbeldon.
Dirty old man.
@BigTenObsession: Isn't "hilarious" the only kind?
Her breasts are so large that edelweiss blooms around the top of them.
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@twoeightnine: and some blood and a for sale sign
@UkraineNotWeak:
How do you solve a problem like Tamira's?
I've been choking all my strawberries all morning.
Not sure if anyone noticed, maybe you were distracted by the jugs, but she's pretty ugly.
She's showing a lot of promise at the beginning of her career. I just hope she doesn't turn out to be a ... one of those players that shows a lot of promise and doesn't live up to it ... whatcha call it.
If Tennis doesn't work out, she can always be the next St. Pauli Girl.
Those are two of my favorite things.
@SirWalterIII:
Not quite as big, but they are American.
Ashley Hackleroad
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