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ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to finds its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...
• "Giricek for Korver equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history." — lennis420
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...
• "Notre Dame will return to glory in 2010 with the incoming recruiting class. Go Irish." — NotreDame Colts
• Delusional Rambling, Blah blah blah, Go Prozac! -Crazyguy — Tracy Ham And Eggs As Played By Walter Mondale
• I will return "Glory" to netflix in 2010; Matthew Brodrick's accent and beard just keep gettin' funnier, every time I watch it. — Slothrop
Comments
"Satchmo for Thelonious Monk equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history." -- skatting_daddy
Dave Brubeck equals one of the top trios in Jazz History- Take5istheshit
"Slice of pizza + chips for Lunchables equals one of the top three trades in GR Austin Middle School lunch history."
My emty beer glass for a full one has to be one of the greatest trades of my afternoon.
Arms for hostages equals one of the top three trades in American history.
-IranContra87
"Bedtime for Bonzo equals one of the top three movies in Reagan's history." -republican420
"Berman screaming for professional behavior has to be one of the top three tirades in ESPN history." --GsusNDietCoke
2 of my dad's beers for 1 XXX video tape equals one of the top trades in jizz history.
-14yroldStevD
One of the other great Jazz trades was getting Jeff Hornacek. That man's hair affliction was comedic genius.
"Salt Lake City for New Orleans equals one of the top three moments in white people history."
MRomneyLetTheDogsOut3294
Stockton to Malone equals one of the top 3 moves in Jazz history. --mailman4ever
Trading a team from NO to Utah and not renaming them is one of the top 3 blunders in NBA history
I'm sorry, but Neobop New Swing is not one of the top three trends in jazz history! Oh wait...
After perusing lennis420's profile, I've decided to pass on the chance to mock "Leonard" from the "Hard Streets of Salt Lake."
Herschel Walker eqauls one of the top trios in Vikings history.
Current Location: Hard Streets of Salt Lake
The LDS ain't nothing to fuck with.
"FRITOS FOR CHEEZ DOODLES EQUALS ONE OF THE TOP THREE TRADES IN CHIP HISTORY"
-StephenA
@Carlton_Whitfield: You don't understand, man. Those streets are ASPHALT! That shit's hard!
"The New York Yankees equal one of the best baseball teams ever. No wait, I mean the Mets. No, the Red Sox. The Royals?" -hclinton4prez
...and in other recent news, the Berlin wall has fallen.
"Giricek for Korver equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history." -- lennis420
What? It's inane enough on its own. Why polish a turd?
White guy for pasty white guy equals one of the great trades in Salt Lake City history.
Henry Gale for Walt and Michael equals one of the greatest trades in Lost history.
--abrams420
"Oscar Peterson's death equals one of the top three of God's greatest trades in Jazz Heaven history." - Pianist07
@Stev D:+1
HE SHOOTS... HE cleans it up.
"Giricek for Korver is the best trade ever made involving two players with alliterative names." -- beowulf14
Heroin for Coltrane was one of the best things for jazz history.
@Carlton_Whitfield: /shits pants
Salt Lake City for New Orleans represents the worst trade in the history of fun.
"Twenty-four dollars in beads for Manhattan equals one of the greatest trades in American history." --FuckIndians4eva
Have the Jazz made more than 3 trades in their history? If so, we're talking Ryan for Fergosi territory for the rest.
Onion rings for cole slaw equals the greatest side-order trade in lunch history.
- TransFat4Eva
@PQ Crash: dammit. you beat me to it.
Losing my FOX College Sports chanels and gaining Fox Business channel is one of the top three trades in cable history.-FuckYouComcast
Kim Kardashian for Jennifer Lopez equals one of the top three trades in ass history. --TossMySalad69
Winfield for dinner equals one of the top three meals in Indians history.
-WahooSerious94
Joseph Smith's 1st wife for his 4th wife equals one of the best trades in Mormon history. -latterdaysaints5634
"Giricek for Kutcher equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history."
/fixed
Behrooz for Jack equals one of the best trades in CTU history. --HMarwan
Getting Lewis Scott to pass was one of the 3 best coaching moves in Jazz history.
Sending that guy with the leg wound to OR after the bus crash equals one of the greatest moments in triage history.
-nurse4eva
Tweek vs. Craig equals one of the top three fights in spaz history.
-SPCows4life
"A Kent Tekulve card for a Pete Rose card was one of better scams - er, trades - I ever pulled on my little sister." - TSWCirca 1985
"Giricek for Korver equals one of the top three trades in Jazz history." -- lennis420
One could argue that the Sixers got Punk'd in that trade.
GHB in Cuervo equals one of the top three moves in Mark Chmura's history.
Eli Manning for Phillip Rivers is one of the top 3 trades in Chargers history.-LTWants2bTraded
"In lennis420's Words..."
"whose elses would they be?"
This is why people think all potheads are idiots.
Oral sex for vaginal intercourse has to be one of the top 3 trades in relationship history. - pennis420
GHB + Cuervo = one of the worst three moves in Mark Chmura's history.
Getting baked and jerking off equals one of the top three afternoons in Thursday history.--pennis420
The time Uncle Phil tossed him out for kissing Hilary equals one of the top three throws in Jazz history. - FPrince1993
@MattinglysSideburns: +1 to you sir.
Hot 'N Heavy is the greatest song in Jazz history. -BenesSackLunch69
Bart's soul to Milhouse for $5 equals one of the top three trades in Simpson's history.
-everyonedothebartman
"Sacrificing himself in order to help Optimus Prime save the Allspark equals one of the top 3 noble moments for Jazz." - RobotsNDisguise07
@MattinglysSideburns: That is pretty damn sweet. +1.
@MattinglysSideburns: Give this man the ten thousand dollars!
Moving the arts and crafts fair to saturday morning and introducing a free summer concert series in the evening was one of the top three trades in plaza history.
-towncouncil6969
Kenny G equals one of the three worst performers in "jazz" history.