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First of all, fighting a giant inflatable version of yourself is nothing unique; I have that dream about every other night. Secondly, you're the Chicago Bulls mascot ... the fact that your girlfriend is sleeping around is the least of your problems.
If you can't see the video for some reason, what we have here is Benny the Bull on The Jerry Springer Show, being told by his girlfriend that there's "someone else." That someone is a larger, plastic Benny the Bull, and of course violence ensues. But there are so many ways that it could have been funnier. The girlfriend's new guy could have been Steely McBeam, for instance. Or Bill Belichick. Of course it's all fake anyway, just like an actual Bulls game.
Mostly though I'm just glad to be reminded that Jerry Springer has in no way wasted his life.
Distract Your Irate Fans With Crappy TV: Benny The Bull Gets The Beatdown On Jerry Springer [100 Percent Injury Rate]
(They've been playing this at Bulls games lately. Makes sense.)
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Shoulda been you, Larry Hughes.
Bull shit.
My ex-girlfriend used to bang the Charlie Brown float from the Macy's parade. Oh wait, that was just some bald dude with an ugly shirt. Fucking whore.
Benny the Bull is ahead of Tyrus Thomas on the Boylan depth chart.
Cheer up, Benny. It would be hard for any guy to compete with that tongue.
Whatever you do, don't piss off that mascot. If I learned anything from Carlito's Way, it's that you don't fuck with anything named Benny.
Needs more Klu Klux Klan.
It usually takes a few weeks of singleness before they go the larger, plastic version of the boyfriend.
Later, Maury will prove which Benny is the baby's daddy
I thought Benny the Bull was a character on Dora the Explorer
/father of a 3 year old
Let's not forget the time Da Bull, the Bulls shittier mascot, got arrested for selling weed out of his trunk.
Squatch would've owned inflatable-Squatch
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I love Squatch
Send Benny the Bull to work with Herm Edwards. See if we care.
Steely McBeam doesn't like women
"I'm sorry Benny but with your nose sticking out like it does and my big honker it is just impossible for us to kiss and I cant have that."
These covert Humane Society videos have got to stop.
This just in: Pamela Anderson is now screwing Benny the Bull.
I didn't know they taped Springer in New Jersey.. did you Benny's girl's nose and perm?
href="#c4545005">LosOsosdeChicago: Or that he got arrested at the Taste a few years ago.
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@McCroskey: Maury will then follow that with a I was ugly in high school, but now I'm hot starring the Boston Celtics leprechaun
I love the unscripted, reality of Jerry Springer's shows...it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
First of all, fighting a giant inflatable version of yourself is nothing unique; I have that dream about every other night.
Rick: it's not a dream... and it's not you. It's a woman, but she is inflatable.
Ever have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
The Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull would have destroyed a larger, inflatable version of himself.
I could get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
@UkraineNotWeak:
Nah, I call that a typical Wednesday.
Roadhouse Threadjack/
Swayze diagnosed with cancer, 5 weeks to live. First Jeff Healey now this! The Double Deuce is falling apart.
/End Roadhouse Threadjack
It could be worse, Benny. She could have been making time with Kirk Hinrich.
@TebowWearsJorts: But NO.... It has to be your bull.
You know, Benny could've ended the cheater with a well-placed stickpin.
The NBA: where big nosed bitches cheating on mascots happens.
@UkraineNotWeak: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
Actually Jerry, I'm not a bull. I'm a broom.
@UkraineNotWeak: Personally I'd say any dream in which you imagine pickles or pickle shaped objects being thrown in your direction is a sign of something deeper.
@Kccal: Followed by "Man or Woman?" drag queen guessing game, also starring Steely McBeam
Mr. Met would have just collapsed in despair.
If this is what they show on Springer, what the hell kind of guests do they have on the Steve Wilkos Show?
Maybe, possibly, instead of scheduling two Bulls mascots for appearances on daytime talk shows that peaked a decade ago, the Bulls front office should try and trade for an alpha scorer.
Just saying. Drew Gooden just won't cut it.
@Port City Gangsta: Wow, I didn't know about Healey. Never was a fan of his music but I love that movie. The Swayze source is The Enquirer so not sure how true that is.
I think the real problem started when rumors were substantiated that Benny is actually hung like a newborn calf.
It could be worse; the other Benny could've fought dirty, like this kid:
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The Jerry Reinsdorf show?
My sercret: I jerked off to the girl in the striped shirt behind Jerry in the opening scene.
some chick screwing a bull and no madonna jokes yet?
@Illegal Immigrant: Your "sercret" is that you can't spell so good.
@Illegal Immigrant: You are not alone...I was starting to think I was the only one that noticed her.
@Illegal Immigrant: Are you a scout for the Red Sox?
THIS SHOW IS SO FAKE.
@Port City Gangsta: i used to fuck guys like him in prison
Apparently red bull gives you more than wings.
Heeyoo!
@UpstateUnderdog: Yes, Isa the Iguana and Tico the Squirrel are on Jerry next week.
@EggandCheeseonaRoll: +1
That inflatable "Jabba the Hutt" tongue on the big bull is pure nightmare fuel.
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