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Deadspin is now Merlot free.
I am *NOT* sponsoring any fucking MERLOT!
Will, you are like a pinot noir grape, do you know that?
"A little citrus. Maybe some strawberry. Mmm. Passion fruit, mmm, and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupçon of like, uh, asparagus, and, there's a, just a flutter of, like a, like a nutty Edam cheese."
(Excerpt taken from former doctor's analysis of my stool sample.)
I'll be a corporate whore and tout 2K College Hoops 2K8 as maybe the best game EVAH!
/I have to because I'm not funny...
What's the title?
The Day After Yesterday.
Oh... You mean today?
[www.nytimes.com]
How dare they bash Giamatti!
"Pi" should have been the choice here. Happy 3/14 everyone!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
@Rusty: And a happy ratio of the circumference to the diameter to you, too!
Butler's going deep into the tourney. Deep.
@She Blinded Me With Violence: great effort - I was rooting for y'all
Happy 3/14 everyone!
Happy 0.214285714?
Tastes pretty good to me.
@Rusty: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare directly at Jorge Posada. So once when I was six, I did.
Cosine secant tangent sine, 3.14159!
/actual chant at University of Chicago.
@Jerkwheat: Thanks.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.
@Rusty:
(Deep breath): nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRR....
@She Blinded Me With Violence: howevah, thanks to the delayed start time - Arkansas/Vandy should be ending right as I get on the train to go home now
Miles United the States of America?
"Are you chewing gum?"
Still my favorite line.
John Adams: "But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever."
Jack: "And get your bone smooched..."
@Trenton Makes The World Takes: The best revenge on Alessandra Stanley is the "corrections" column. She is a frequent contributor.
drunk dial? nope.
"the fingers you have used to dial...are too fat."
I'll take a Barely Legal....uh, no, the new one.
Where's the illegal fireworks...I mean the last time I had to get them I had to buy have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two.
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