ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Whatever shakes down, the Elite Eight is going to have some great contests." — stevieg247

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "I'd like to say the Brewers can make things interesting for the Cubs again, but I can't." — tcab2880

• I'd like to say Bob Knight can make Sportscenter interesting again, but I can't-ZzzzzScottVanPeltisADoucheZzzzzz — How do you spell retard?

• I'd like to say that the water is cold, but I can't.- HKeller1896 — Bob Loblaw

• I'd like to say that there is a God despite the limitations of reason, but I Kant. — SportsCentre

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