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ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...
• "How fun is it to watch Donovan and Beckham play brilliantly with each other?" — kmoney113
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...
• "I'm sure the Tigers will be fine. Losing two games in a row to a bad team happens in baseball." — bbaatz
• I'm sure the Pittsburgh Pirates will be fine. Losing 15 seasons in a row happens in baseball. — War Penguin
• Looks like the espn disease has spread to Yahoo Sports/AP headline writers: "Walsh faces rebuilding job with Knicks (AP)" — Johnny LaRue
• I'm sure Pedro will be fine. Covering 2 New York teams incessantly happens when Disney owns you.-ESPN — Burning_River
Comments
How fun is it to have no clue what you're talking about?
-BecksMadeAHugeMistake
Next up, on "Questions that will never be answered..."
"How fun is it to watch Donovan and Beckham play brilliantly with each other's balls?"
--KTadano69
How pathetic is it to watch Donovan and Florida play semi-brilliantly in the NIT? --ncaatourney187
Q: "How fun is it to watch Donovan and Beckham play brilliantly with each other?" - kmoney113
A: "Not much." - 98%OfUSA
"How fun is it to watch Pringle and his penis play brilliantly with each other?" - librarylover113
How fun is it when Nibbles eats all the coments that were just on the page? --PSaMP
"How fun is it to watch Jenna (circa 2000) and Janine play dirty with each other?" - kmoneyshot69
How fun is it to watch my center and forwards play brilliantly with each other?
--pokeychatman
"How fun is it to watch Gisele and Bridget play teasingly with each other?"--threeringsandcounting
"How fun is it to never have to watch Hudson, Zito and Mulder play together again?" Billy113Beane
"How fun is it to get high listening to Donovan play Mellow Yellow?
-smellyhippie420
"How brilliant was I to scam money out of Steve Lyons by telling him it would be fun to watch me play with my tits?" --StaceyRoyBigBoobs69
How fun is it to watch sports?
-SoccerNotIncluded
I call bullshit.
No editor, no matter how peyote-induced, would allow such a blatanly ridiculous thing to be posted on a website
then again - [deadspin.com]
"How fun is it to watch Donovan and Beckham play brilliantly with each other?"
I'll give you an answer when it first occurs.
How fun is it to watch Mike Hampton get hurt again?
"How fun is it to watch Donovan and Beckham play pork swordfight with each other?"
- gaysoccer.com
"How fun is it to listen to Donovan play brilliantly" - StuckInTheSixties69
K-money may be the douchiest name ever. How fun is that?
me
How fun is it to watch Donovan puke in the huddle? - TOlovesTO
Last night, during the introductions, when Donovan said, " Landon Donovan, Bradenton Academy." I threw up in my mouth.
"How fun is it to watch Elisa Donovan and Victoria Beckham play brilliantly with each others vaginas?"
-Lesbos69
Actually I don't ever recall Posh Spice touring with the guy who sang Atlantis.
How fun is it to watch Mrs. Beckham play brilliantly with herself?
Fun can only be measured in the size of candy.
Who are Donovan and Beckham? Is that like Sigfreid and Roy?
"How fun it is to watch my five-man and three-man play brilliantly with each other? Hey! No Spinning!"
-FoosBallHero
How fun is it to make irrelevant comments that don't mean anything?--ILVESPNBOARDS78
How fun was it to listen to Donovan complain about being booed on draft day. Again.
-itwasonly30peoplefromastupidtalkstation_growupyouarebeingpaidalotofmoney
How fun is it to watch as halfback passes to center, back to wing, back to center, center holds it, holds it, holds it!?
"How fun is it to watch Beckham and Posh Spice play with each other?" -- DesperateBritishPaparazzo
How fun is it to imagine Dales and Andrews playing "hide the salami" with me?"--UNW
"How fun is it to watch Donovan and Beckham play brilliantly with each other?"
-CircleJerk69
How fun is it to watch Donovan and T.O. play brilliantly with each other?
-UnwittingIgglesFan04
How fun is it to watch Capri Suns and orange slices combine so brilliantly to make the best post-game snack.
/youthsoccer7
How fun is it to watch the Democrats and Hillary play bitterly with each other?
-McCainsweepsin2008
Move to LA and scam a huge contract?
BRILLIANT!
About this much fun.
/raising hands in front of me approximately 2 feet apart
"Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh" - JBells
How fun is it to watch Donovan and Dylan get along so horribly together.
-Dontlookback65
How fun is it to watch sports? No, seriously, I'm asking - is it fun? - kmoney113
I don't know, kmoney113 -- tell me. Because I'm still not going to watch fucking soccer.
kmoney113 couldn't possibly be an adult, could (s)he? Really?
How much fun is it to watch Donovan play with Andy Reid's neck fat?
(this one is too easy)
How fun is it to watch Donovan's and Beckham's balls play with each other? -- AmericanFootballIsTheRealFootball
How fun is it to (insert clever soccer remark involving players with funny names I have never heard of and sexual innuendo here). - dhirshey69
"how much fun is it to see anything brilliant?" --GuinessGuy69
How fun is it to watch Jenna Jamison and Asia Carerra play with each other?
"Ain't it fun when you know that you're gonna die young?" - deadboys78
How fun is it to see Nigel and David play brilliantly with each other? The answer is none... none more fun. -- Derek Smalls
How fun is it to watch Arsenal self destruct at the most crucial time of year?- Sir Alex Ferguson
How fun is it to watch Houston play with her 500? --KMoneyShotoverandover
How fun is the Deadspin comment thread going to be when I make this unintentionally homoerotic line the Featured Comment? -- espndotcomcontentmanager
How fun is it to watch paint brilliantly dry?
How fun is it to play with myself in the library? (Answer: Very!) --psuPringle
oh... right... soccer... good to see there are people still playing that post high-school.