What to watch while you get the early jump on the crowds at Sears ...

• College Basketball: Boston College Eagles vs. Purdue Boilermakers (7:00 p.m., ET) What's a Harvey Wallbanger? [ESPN2]
• NBA: Orlando Magic at Philadelphia 76ers (7:30 p.m., ET) Get along, 76ers. [ESPN]
• Movie: "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." (8:00 p.m., ET) She was a ho. For shooooooooo. [USA]
• College Basketball: UAB Blazers vs. Oklahoma Sooners (9:30 p.m., ET) Blaze. Lazer. Blazers! [ESPN2]
• College Basketball: Maui Invitational Final, Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs. North Carolina Tar Heels (10:00 p.m., ET) Somewhere, Matt Doherty weeps. [ESPN2]
• Series: "Pushing Daisies." (8:00 p.m., ET) You failed. So I'll just keep posting pictures of Kristin Chenoweth's cleavage in silent protest until it goes off the air forever. [ABC]

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