• Captivating: The one day I miss SportsCenter and Hannah Storm starts dressing Daisy Duke. It was only on for 14 hours yesterday so it was pretty easy to miss. [Not a Sports Blog]

• Pretty sneaky, Sis: The World Series of Connect Four? What does it say about me that I would actually watch this? [Joe Sports Fan]

• Apocalypse now: Oh, no. Phil Jackson made the Lakers run at practice! This monster must be stopped! [Lakers Examiner]

• Not that good a movie either: Louisville Slugger is aware that Crash Davis was not a real person, right? [Beckett Blog]

• Like a bolt from the sky: Martin St. Louis is not the only Lightning(?) to be horribly disfigured in the line of duty. [Two Cents]

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