Peyton Audibles To Jay Cutler's Attempted Murder

• Horseplay: Manning grabs Jay Cutler's cellphone before Pro Bowl pranksters throw him in the pool; forgets the insulin monitor in Jay's other pocket. He should be out of the coma by June. [ With Leather]

Missed layups happen here: These NBA plays will live in infamy. Yes, that means you can still laugh at them. [ Low Posts]

Floyd Landis approved: What exactly did Hines Ward put in his body before the Super Bowl and did it somehow make Santonio Holmes right foot any heavier? [ Waiting For Next Year]

Pay-Per-Dude: Joe Calzaghe retires as an undefeated champion. Of boxing, I hope. [ Josh Q Public]

So cold in the D: Not everything is rosy in Steeler land—Charlie Batch's Detroit restaurant is bankrupt. If only Scott Mitchell hadn't opened a taco stand right next door. [ Tax Watchdog]