And you'd also like the chance for your equally inept rhyming abilities to earn you exciting cash and prizes? Yeah, we can hook you up with that. Please wear a helmet before viewing to ensure the mess from your brain's imminent, messy explosion doesn't stain the wallpaper. And we'll even get you started: make sure your entry includes the words "balling" and "Connie Seleca." That's sure to catch the attention of the judges as they sit through thousands of grainy, shaky-handed submissions shot on bored teens' cellphones.
(HT: THE SKEETS)