• By DAULERIO
    Nov 5, 2009 2:05 PM 31,118
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    Dwight Howard's Lawyers Tell The World That's Not His Penis

    That Wasn't Supposed To Happen Was It?
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    Mary Carey Tells The World How Dwight Howard Tried To Woo Her With His Penis

    KHTK Radio has a delightfully daffy interview with the pornstress/gubernatorial candidate/celebrity rehabber, where she reveals that a starry-eyed Dwight Howard once showed up at her then boyfriend's house to profess his undying lust for her by unzipping his pants. [SBBviaSRI]


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