Touchdown Jesus Statue Destroyed By Act Of God (UPDATE WITH VIDEO)S

Via the Cincinnati Enquirer: "Lightning struck and ignited a fire late Monday that destroyed a 62-foot-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms stretched toward the skies." He'll be back, I'm sure. UPDATE: Watch Him burn! Video below.

UPDATE #2: And the humor hath gone forth and multiplied.

Hosannas to Dr. Chlorophyll for the video