Your Barcelona/Real Madrid Second Half Open Thread

It's 2-0 Barcelona at Camp Nou. I know I'm not the only person asking myself 1) Why did Ronaldo get away with shoving Barca coach Pep Guardiola without taking fist to face and 2) Messi really dove, didn't he?

Watch the second half, which just commenced, online. Or don't. Just don't say it wasn't suggested.