The Worst Golf Swings We've Seen (So Far)

We asked for terrible swings, and you delivered. A roundup is below. Keep the atrocious golf coming, America.

The Barkley: The gold standard. The shitty swing against which all shitty swings are measured. It's as if Chuck learned to golf by watching Chris Dudley shoot free throws. WATCH »

The Ratchet: Meet Cleon, a legend at this particular course. Don't laugh. You'd suck, too, if you played with Fisher-Price clubs. WATCH »

The Savage: "Even his wife screams" when he swings, we're told. WATCH »

The Submariner: Somehow, this guy and his $5,000 golf clubs managed to shoot 90 on a tough course. WATCH »

The Dawdler: Writes our tipster: "The longest backswing I timed was a shade under seven seconds. Torture." WATCH »

The Martha Graham: I have no idea. WATCH »

The Happy Gilmore: Yeah, yeah, we've all done this. WATCH »

The Country Club: Grip it and rip it. WATCH »

The Whiff: Two inches closer, and this one is golden. WATCH »