Hello, readership! Wasn't that some good sports last night? The winning athletes played the game tremendously well. The losers had some definite shortcomings, didn't they?

I'm the new managing editor here. Before that, I was blogging at Slate and writing a book. I passed through Deadspin once, long ago, as a guest editor. There were crayons involved. I just read this whole magazine item about how to behave on the Internet and it didn't mention crayons even once.