ESPN editor and senior Jonas Brothers correspondent Lynn Hoppes took out his big boy crayons and wrote up this great report from the ESPN The Magazine Pre-Draft Party. My favorite line? It's a tossup between ...

Famous people were everywhere.

... and ...


There was a lot of dancing.

I dig the whole "lobotomized Hedda Hopper" feel of the first one, but the second has such quiet despair. It's ESPN's version of "Maman died today."

Party Patrol: ESPN The Magazine Pre-Draft [ESPN Playbook]