Chinook, a trained bald eagle from the Los Angeles Zoo, was supposed to thrill fans and honor America on July 4th by swooping from the top of Dodger Stadium to his handler on the field. Chinook had other plans out in the parking lot:

This had a happy ending. The L.A. Zoo announced that Chinook chilled out in the parking lot by the zoo van until his trainer came to get him, and he’s safe and sound back at the zoo. America, re-caged.