Dammit, Justin Bieber, Stay The Hell Away From Kevin Durant

According to Justin Bieber's Instagram account, which is usually a repository for the pop singer's embarrassing and fraudulent basketball "highlights," Biebs recently grabbed a quick brunch with Kevin Durant. Fuck you, Justin Bieber.

Look man, you already have plenty of famous athlete buddies, but we don't care when you hang out with them because those guys were exceedingly punchable before they met you. We don't want to feel like punching Kevin Durant. We like Kevin Durant. Don't fuck this up for us!