So that’s a weird headline. It only exists because DeAngelo Williams and Jordan Cameron are part of this year’s American Football Without Barriers camp in Egypt, and also because it’s hard to hold a pee on a long bus trip.

Cameron and the rest of the players eventually made it to their destination, at which point Cameron decided to be a very American tourist:

I don’t think you are allowed to do that.


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