Gentlemanly Angels Fan Runs Away, Allows Flying Bat To Just Miss Woman

This has kind of become a thing in recent years, hasn't it? A man and a woman are seated next to each other at a baseball park. They are enjoying themselves, relaxing to the game's gentle rhythms, when all of a—HOLYSHITIT'SCOMINGRIGHTATUSRUNFORYOURLIVES!

Whew! Sigh. OK.

Man, that was close.

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Wait. Oh.

So, um, are you all right, dear?