Gentlemanly Angels Fan Runs Away, Allows Flying Bat To Just Miss Woman

This has kind of become a thing in recent years, hasn't it? A man and a woman are seated next to each other at a baseball park. They are enjoying themselves, relaxing to the game's gentle rhythms, when all of a—HOLYSHITIT'SCOMINGRIGHTATUSRUNFORYOURLIVES!

Whew! Sigh. OK.

Man, that was close.

Wait. Oh.

So, um, are you all right, dear?