Get off the field! But you are a squirrel, so you will not listen to me. Also you are a video of a thing that happened three days ago and not an actual squirrel, so you will not even scurry away from my loud noises, as an actual squirrel might.

This rodent streaker popped in on Tuesday's Wichita State-Kansas game—"A squirrel so ignorant as to the rules of baseball it ran the bases in the wrong direction," as the official KU game writeup puts it. But at least it meekly submitted to Wichita State catcher Tyler Baker, and got a batting-helmet taxi ride out of the stadium.

“I was scared it would do something, but it was weird, he just walked up to me,” Baker said. “I was just saying, ‘Come here. Come here, little guy.’ … I thought it might jump up out of the helmet, but it just looked up at me the whole time.”

Dawwww. Bye, little guy. Your life span is six years, so this is probably the high point.

[via Sportress of Blogitude]