Would you look at this fucking picture for just one minute? Look at that turtle! I seriously cannot stop looking at it. But I must, because: look at those fucking humans. Lars from Metallica, the villain from Police Academy: Whatever, some other guy and
former Florida governor Charlie Crist bizarro Steve Martin only add to this delightful picture of a turtle enjoying the shit out of being tossed into the ocean from a boat.
Sure, it's an older picture but you enjoyed it almost as much as the turtle, didn't you?
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