For the singular achievement of racking up 27 penalty minutes in one second of ice time, Canucks forward Tom Sestito was named Keith Olbermann's worst person in the sports world. He called Sestito, among other things, a "boxing hobo on skates." One person who took issue with that was Sestito's 13-year-old sister Victoria.

And later:

If you were to diagram the worst Twitter users, the confluence of pro athletes, TV personalities, and teenagers would be ground zero for awfulness (with Canucks fans not far off). So we're all a little dumber for having witnessed this.

Still, nothing will ever top Mike Florio bragging about pageviews to a mascot.