Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out, not eaten in one sitting, but that’s not the point of Nicolay Ramm’s stunt. He’s just doing this until he pukes, and that’s totally fine.

The reporter for Norwegian network NRK consulted a team chef to get a list of what a cyclist eats in a day—8,290 calories, apparently—and attempted to eat all of it. He was doing so well until the energy gels.

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