Like all good New Zealand national teams, these dudes started off their FIBA World Cup game against Team USA with a bitchin' haka dance. Haka dances are never not cool, and this one comes with the added bonus of the camera capturing a few American players looking on, befuddled and perhaps a bit terrified.

The U.S. won the game 98-71, which means we should be due for a Colin Cowherd rant about how real winners never dance in public.

[The Starters]