The Costacos Brothers, creators of those campy, extremely literal posters of athletes in the ‘80s, have “come out of retirement” to make a special edition poster of Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson. The NFL player and recent sex-haver is: Armed and Dangeruss.

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Drink in the details, especially the clock missing hands that reads “No Time 2 Sleep!”

There are crates of footballs for every scenario surrounding Wilson, but there isn’t one labeled “Goal-Line Passes When A Run Would Be Wiser.” Russ is an escape artist, all right—he escaped his way out of back-to-back rings. Maybe he should bone up and read The Art of Score again.

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Anyway, proceeds from these posters go to Wilson’s foundation. That’s nice.