Adam LaRoche Kills A Giant Elk; Dan Haren Is Bummed About It

Free-agent first baseman Adam LaRoche is an avid hunter, and earlier today he posted a photo of a giant-ass elk that he shot on his Twitter account. That's a really fucking big elk, and the fact that it's dead has LaRoche's former Nationals teammate, Dan Haren, feelin' a little blue. » 11/05/14 5:01pm 11/05/14 5:01pm

Adam LaRoche And His Son Would Like To Show You Their Very Large Guns

No big deal, just the Washington Nationals first baseman and his son enjoying a summer day with their guns. Someone should introduce these two to Brek Shea. I bet they could team up for a kick-ass Fourth of July party. » 6/27/13 11:14am 6/27/13 11:14am

Tim Hudson Once Filled Adam LaRoche's Glove With Human Shit

Last Friday, Nationals first baseman Adam LaRoche went on MLB Network's Intentional Talk to rap about huntin' and prankin' with Chris Rose and Kevin Millar. The entire interview is below, but you should skip ahead to the 3:10-mark to hear LaRoche talk about the time he started a prank war that began with him cutting… » 6/05/13 2:22pm 6/05/13 2:22pm

Adam LaRoche Hit A Ball About As Far As Possible Without Hitting A Home…

Bad break for the Nationals on this one. Adam LaRoche took Cliff Lee deep over the wall at Citizens Bank Park. Unfortunately, it hit flush with a small fence on top of the wall, bounced straight up and back onto the field. Jayson Werth thought it was a home run. Adam LaRoche thought it was a home run. The MASN booth… » 8/26/12 4:31pm 8/26/12 4:31pm

At-Bat Music Is Ripe For A Prank

Adam LaRoche made sure the PA system played "It's Raining Men" the first two times Kelly Johnson stepped to the plate. This will feature prominently in season ticket sales pitches, since it's more fun than any actual baseball in Arizona. » 9/01/10 11:00am 9/01/10 11:00am

Red Sox Trading For Players They Don't Even Want

The Red Sox, in full panic mode and mistakenly believing they were allowed a 45-man roster, are now collecting baseball players the way most people collect baseball cards: They don't have the space or use for them. » 7/23/09 10:20am 7/23/09 10:20am

Spectacularly Awful Beats Boringly Mediocre Every Time

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 7/23/09 6:30am 7/23/09 6:30am

Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier

The Pirates first baseman on this week's Nate McLouth deal: "It's kind of like being with your platoon in a battle, and guys keep dropping around you." Kellen Winslow adds: "We don't care about nobody except this P." [ESPN] » 6/05/09 3:30pm 6/05/09 3:30pm

Adam Laroche Knows Comedy

You know, it's really difficult to find a species of human being with a more refined sense of humor than a professional baseball player. Hell, the Padres all urinate on each other, after all. » 7/16/07 1:05pm 7/16/07 1:05pm