Utah Will Never Play In a Championship Bowl Game, How to Win an NCAA…

Hello Deadspin readers! My name's Foster. This is my last weekend writing for Gawker. I've written for you jockstrap-sniffing cretins before, but this will be maybe my last chance to do so. So while AJ's over there, here're some words: » 2/27/10 6:15pm 2/27/10 6:15pm