Andray Blatche Doesn't Give A Fuck About Toll Roads

I guess this is the kind of thing you can get away with when the Washington Wizards are still paying you $7.4 million to not play for them. » 7/11/13 5:09pm 7/11/13 5:09pm

Andray Blatche Played Pretty Well In His Second Game Since Allegedly…

Here are three Andray Blatche-related headlines since Tuesday, January 8, when news broke that Blatche had somehow been involved in an alleged rape—if in no other way, then by having rented the room in which the alleged rape took place: "Andray Blatche 'not worried at all,'" from ESPN, "Blatche Focuses on Job as… » 1/12/13 9:50am 1/12/13 9:50am

Report: At Least Two Men In Andray Blatche's Entourage Allegedly Raped…

The last update in our earlier post about Andray Blatche, the previously anonymous Brooklyn Net who was questioned by Philly police in relation to an alleged sexual assault, explained that Blatche would not be charged with any crime. But that's not to say Blatche is out of trouble. A report from Action News 6 in… » 1/08/13 6:35pm 1/08/13 6:35pm

A Member Of The Brooklyn Nets Is Being Questioned In A Sexual Assault…

According to CBS Philly and other local outlets, a member of the Brooklyn Nets [See update below] is being questioned by Philadelphia police in relation to a sexual assault that allegedly occurred early Tuesday morning at the Four Seasons Hotel in Center City. The Nets are in town to play the Sixers tonight. » 1/08/13 11:04am 1/08/13 11:04am

Kevin Durant Almost Exploded The Universe On This Missed Dunk

For my money, a thunderous, rim-rattling, shockwave-inducing dunk is best when it comes on the road. At home, the crowd will erupt, but they'll erupt for anything: a layup, cheerleaders, a taco cannon, whatever, they're already primed to react. But if you can get a reaction in a visiting arena, where you're… » 12/05/12 11:35am 12/05/12 11:35am

"She Was Not Dressed As A Prostitute," And Other Highlights From The…

Andray Blatche and the Washington Wizards just can't get away from each other. Blatche, now with the Nets, took a jab at his former team last night when he asked reporters what the Wizards' record was. Then he got into it on Twitter with Wizards fans and reporters who still had grievances to air over Blatche's time… » 11/27/12 1:15pm 11/27/12 1:15pm

Andray Blatche Ran Out Of Gas On A New Jersey Highway After The Nets…

The Nets won their home-opener in Brooklyn last night amidst chants from a capacity crowd. The win itself was a little lackadaisical-remember how everyone wondered whether Deron Williams would go back to defending his position now that the Nets are good? Kyle Lowry had 28, 8 and 8-but it was a win, and Nets newcomer… » 11/04/12 9:15am 11/04/12 9:15am

This Is Encouraging, Wizards Fans: Andray Blatche Says Randy Wittman Is…

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: the rudderless Wizards drift closer to the rocks. » 1/25/12 5:05pm 1/25/12 5:05pm

Andray Blatche Made Pitiful "Team Building Workout" T-Shirts For His…

And then SB Nation's Jon Bois wrote a one-act play about it. If you only read a single one-act play today, this should be it: "TEAMMATE 2. This... workout? You made us shirts for a workout?" [SB Nation] » 9/22/11 5:35pm 9/22/11 5:35pm

A Long List Of Sports Figures Who've Also Claimed Their Twitter Was…

As soon as Rep. Anthony Weiner first acknowledged his roiling Twitter-bulge scandal with a desperate "I've been hacked" defense last week, we knew he was guilty. "I've been hacked" is the first refuge of a cock-Tweeter. Weiner isn't the first to mistakenly send a private Twitter flirtation to a relative stranger.… » 6/07/11 2:25pm 6/07/11 2:25pm

Here's The Scene That Awaited The Orlando Magic's Jason Richardson…

Your morning roundup for April 23, the day we hear about how a Tennessee woman's heart stopped beating for five minutes as a Lady Gaga tribute. » 4/23/11 9:30am 4/23/11 9:30am

Gilbert Arenas Opens Up About Crapping In People's Shoes

In January, in a Gilbert Arenas feature for the Washington Post, Mike Wise and Michael Lee casually noted that Gil, a renowned locker room prankster, "once defecated in teammate Andray Blatche's shoe." It's brushed over pretty quickly and the article moves on. » 11/11/10 3:15pm 11/11/10 3:15pm

Andray Blatche Really, Really Wanted That Triple-Double

We like to think players are so caught up in the game that they don't notice when they're approaching a statistical accomplishment. It's not true. Here's Andray Blatche doing everything humanly possible to get his 10th rebound. » 4/05/10 1:00pm 4/05/10 1:00pm

Wizards, They Love Them Hos

Good rule of thumb: When a professional athlete is arrested for solicitation of a prostitute, we are required to write about it, even if that athlete only average 3.7 points a game last year. » 8/03/07 11:10am 8/03/07 11:10am