By Any Rational Measure, FSU Is The Better Team. So What?

College bowl games are far too fleeting and superfluous to serve as the basis for any lasting conclusions, even about the teams playing in them. In fact, if the 2013-14 bowl season has taught us anything–and I'd really prefer that it hasn't, but if it has, in spite of itself–it is that attempting to predict these… » 1/06/14 5:48pm 1/06/14 5:48pm

The Definitive List Of Actual, No-Bullshit College Football National…

Monday night, the Alabama Crimson Tide mercilessly clobbered Notre Dame in the BCS championship game. According to Alabama, it was the school's 15th national football title. Football has been an intercollegiate sport for 142 seasons, starting in 1869 (no one played in 1871). So that should mean that Alabama has won… » 1/11/13 11:45am 1/11/13 11:45am

Nick Saban Is The Ultimate Freakshow

Nick Saban won his third BCS title in four years last night, and given the likelihood that he'll reject the idea of sucking in the NFL one more time, he's probably going to win a lot more. He gets the best players and he trains those players better than any other coach possibly could. By the time he's finished, he… » 1/08/13 12:15pm 1/08/13 12:15pm

Here Is The Most Entertaining Moment Of Alabama's Dismantling Of Notre…

This game had nothing. It was dead on arrival. Maybe there were some moments—Brent Musberger salivating all over A.J. McCarron's girlfriend or McCarron getting shoved by his own center come to mind. But there was not a single entertaining moment until Nick Saban grimaced through his Gatorade bath. His entire body… » 1/08/13 8:45am 1/08/13 8:45am

Brent Musburger Is A Bit Too Infatuated With A.J. McCarron's…

As often happens during boring, blowout bowl games, the cameras and commentary shifted tonight from the action on the field to the stands and Alabama QB A.J. McCarron's girlfriend Katherine Webb. Okay, sure, mention she goes to Auburn and how scandalous that is—that's normal. ESPN announcer Brent Musberger, though,… » 1/07/13 9:17pm 1/07/13 9:17pm

Was Knute Rockne Killed By The Mob? Tracing The Origins Of One Of The…

On the morning of March 31, 1931, TWA Flight 599, en route from Kansas City to Los Angeles, fell out of the sky over the Flint Hills of central Kansas, near the community of Bazaar. Farmers on the ground reported hearing a bang before the right wing snapped off, sending the plane into a dive. All eight people on board… » 1/07/13 5:10pm 1/07/13 5:10pm

New Orleans Police Are Officially Looking For The Teabagger

New Orleans cops now believe an act of sexual battery has occurred in the Krystal teabagging incident, and are seeking the public's help in finding a "person of interest." WWL has the full wanted poster, while the Times-Picayune reports police won't say if the victim is cooperating. WVUE in New Orleans spoke with… » 1/18/12 6:20pm 1/18/12 6:20pm

NSFW: An Alabama Fan Teabagged A Passed-Out LSU Fan At The Bourbon…

Those of us un/fortunate enough to have visited the Krystal restaurant at the mouth of Bourbon Street in New Orleans know it's a place where the occasionally odd, bizarre, or criminal events take place. We don't know which of these this incident is, if not all three. That's especially given that some people are… » 1/15/12 3:10pm 1/15/12 3:10pm

The Crying Alabama Fan Gets The Last Laugh

You do remember the crying Bama fan, don't you? Dressed like Bear Bryant, a blonde sorority girl on his arm, moved to tears by an overtime loss in the Game of the Century. He headed down to New Orleans this weekend, where he was recognized by an LSU fan who just happened to have a blown up photo of him as a poster. » 1/10/12 10:45am 1/10/12 10:45am

Chronicling Brent Musburger's "Honey Badger" Obsession: A Video…

Brent Musburger was oddly enamored with LSU safety Tyrann Mathieu's nom de guerre, uttering it a mystifying 14 times during tonight's broadcast of the BCS title game on ESPN. (He had the over.) Here are all of Brent's "Honey Badgers" for your.. enjoyment? » 1/10/12 12:42am 1/10/12 12:42am

A Touchdown Was Scored In An LSU-Alabama Game. Here's The Proof.

It took 115 minutes (not counting overtime) of playing each other this season, but a touchdown has finally been scored between Alabama and LSU. You can thank Trent Richardson. [ESPN] » 1/09/12 11:24pm 1/09/12 11:24pm

This Is Not Actually The Halftime Score, ESPN

I mean, it is, but that team should have that much and that team should have that much. Close enough. The production truck's only half paying attention; field goals will do that. » 1/09/12 10:00pm 1/09/12 10:00pm

Uncivil: How Paul Finebaum Keeps The SEC's Dixie Aroused

The Southeastern Conference (SEC) is the brawniest thing in college football right now, and a scrawny man, Paul Finebaum, sits atop it. » 1/09/12 4:22pm 1/09/12 4:22pm

Single UT Fan ISO Total Whore

You'll find a ton of people begging for tickets to the National Championship Game. But one lonely longhorn has two seats, and just needs a piece of ass to fill them. » 12/17/09 2:00am 12/17/09 2:00am

If Someone Had To Be Called "Champ," Might As Well Be LSU

We hope LSU fans do not take it as an insult that hardly anyone considers their title legitimate; every season has to crown one champion, however the champion is crowned, and LSU is fortunate enough to be that team. More power to them; they deserve it, we supposed. But let's skip the charade. » 1/08/08 9:15am 1/08/08 9:15am

Finally Time To Put The College Football Season To Rest

OK, we are finally here. The college football season, at last, ends tonight in New Orleans. You know it's an important game in a SERIOUS locale, because they've put the cheerleaders to work. It's Ohio State vs. LSU, for something weird thing we're calling a "national championship." Or something. Enjoy. » 1/07/08 6:45pm 1/07/08 6:45pm

Let's Go To The Studio, Where It's Jimmy With Keggy And The Gang

Considering that FOX has barely showed any college football this year and therefore has no established halftime "in the studio" team, we were curious how they would handle last night, which after all was the supposed biggest game of the year. We admire their conclusion: They just picked two retired players who were… » 1/09/07 2:45pm 1/09/07 2:45pm