The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About…

Woody Paige, the orange person always yelling on your television set, recently disagreed with someone on the Internet. He then made a joke suggesting that the blogger still lives in his mother's house. Have you heard this one? » 11/20/09 10:00am 11/20/09 10:00am

Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit

If you're a sports blogger, some sort of initiation rite is mandatory before you can attain any real credibility (mine was standing on a milking stool and having Leitch pelt me with ears of corn). When you specialize in mixed martial arts, then having Frank Shamrock choke you unconscious is the preferred way to go,… » 11/19/08 11:00am 11/19/08 11:00am

Toronto Writer To Maple Leaf Fans: It's All Your Fault

It's still early in the NHL season, but the Toronto Maple Leafs are solidly in 4th place—right where they've belonged for the past three seasons. If you're not familiar with the rules of ice hockey, that's bad. However, the organization that owns the team—Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment—is doing just dandy. Every… » 11/03/08 4:30pm 11/03/08 4:30pm