Our Drew Magary Applied For A Spot On Chopped; This Is His Application

I watch a shitload of Chopped, the Food Network show where four chefs are forced to create a three-course meal in 80 minutes using random crap like smoked donkey penises and Taiwanese shitfruit. And reader Jim recently alerted me that the show was going to have a special episode dedicated to amateurs. Well, the second… » 7/09/12 2:55pm 7/09/12 2:55pm