Clinton Portis Sues The NFL Over Concussions

There are already numerous lawsuits, joined by thousands of former players, alleging the NFL hid the long-term effects of head injuries and didn't do enough to protect players. Add to them a new suit, filed yesterday in Florida by 83 players including Clinton Portis, Daunte Culpepper, and Carnell "Cadillac" Williams. » 8/14/13 2:18pm 8/14/13 2:18pm

Clinton Portis, Coach Janky Spanky, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Southeast…

Clinton Portis, who last played through an injury-plagued year in 2010, will officially announce his retirement Thursday at a news conference at Redskins Park. Portis was fabulous for the better part of seven seasons in Denver and Washington, but his legacy might suffer from the fact that he played on some pretty… » 8/21/12 4:30pm 8/21/12 4:30pm

We Would Pay Good Money To See A Clinton Portis-Joe Biden Buddy Film

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Portis loves Biden, and Dan Snyder too. » 6/20/12 6:25pm 6/20/12 6:25pm

We Are All Dave McKenna XXVI

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Snyder's dumbass libel suit disappears down an Iraqi spider hole. Today: D.C. Sports Bog remembers a few of Clinton Portis's words upon his arrival to Washington and into the cold embrace of a… » 3/01/11 8:15pm 3/01/11 8:15pm

Clinton Portis Confirms That The Redskins Are A Hot Mess

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Portis says that everyone's playing scared. » 12/22/10 3:25pm 12/22/10 3:25pm

"Didn't There Used To Be A Roof Here?"

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/07/10 9:30am 10/07/10 9:30am

Clinton Portis Didn't Mean Those Things He Said Six Hours Ago

Clinton Portis has apologized for this morning's "53 packages" comments on Ines Sainz. We are still awaiting comment from Sheriff Gonna Getcha and Southeast Jerome. » 9/14/10 6:30pm 9/14/10 6:30pm

Here's An Angry Email From A Man Who Supports Clinton Portis' Comments…

Earlier, Portis was scolded by the NFL for his wacky remarks about the Ines Sainz scenario, but we're happy to report that he has one staunch supporter who reads this site. » 9/14/10 5:15pm 9/14/10 5:15pm

Clinton Portis Adds Some Fresh Perspective On This Whole Ines Sainz…

The always entertaining Clinton Portis chimes in on Sainz's Jets locker room dust-up in the way you would probably expect Clinton Portis to chime in on it. » 9/14/10 11:40am 9/14/10 11:40am

Tiger Played The Senior Tour, Too

Your evening Tiger Woods roundup: Everyone meet Theresa Rogers, paramour No. 14, who at 40-something years old represented a bit of an uphill lie for young Tiger. » 12/15/09 6:30pm 12/15/09 6:30pm

Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes,…

The intrepid Dan Steinberg is once again wandering around Redskins training camp and in his quest for gold, he struck oil instead by tapping the fertile mind of Clinton Portis about that Sisquo hairstyle he sported earlier this offseason. » 7/30/09 1:50pm 7/30/09 1:50pm

Clinton Portis and Brian Mitchell Radio Interview Goes Entertainingly…

Yesterday, Clinton Portis went on John Thompson's radio show on WTEM 980 in Washington, D.C. and within minutes he and Thompson's co-host, former Redskin/Eagle Brian Mitchell , were at each others throats. B. Mitch has been critical of Portis in the past, which prompted the feud, and the DC Sports Bog » 9/17/08 11:30am 9/17/08 11:30am has the…

Clinton Portis Plays All The Old Hits

We hope whoever takes over this site keeps the Deadspin Hall Of Fame going; it would make us very happy to see that still cruising along in a decade. (We also love that it's so difficult to get in; just one inductee last year!) One of the earliest enshrinees, Clinton Portis, is returning to his old tricks ... if in a… » 6/25/08 11:10am 6/25/08 11:10am

Clinton Portis Is Happily Weird Again


Via DC Sports Bog, which was invented for this very thing, it's Clinton Portis' newest "character." It's "Choo-Choo." We don't know what it means, and we don't care. It's like the final season of "Arrested Development;" not as inspired as the first go-arounds, but we're all just grateful it's back, nevertheless. » 11/08/07 4:08pm 11/08/07 4:08pm

Dolemite Jenkins Lives Large


Easterns Motors may be known for luring low-income debt-ridden customers into purchasing a car they can't afford, but they're the only entertaining car dealership in the history of the world. It began with the all-time great radio jingle, it progressed into some brilliantly goofy tv spots with local athletes… » 10/28/07 4:31pm 10/28/07 4:31pm

"If [Saunder] says, 'Clinton I need you to run through that brick wall,' and that brick wall, it's hard to run through a brick wall, I've got to find a way to get as close as I can and dive over the top of this brick wall and tell him, '[Bleep], I made it over.' You know? 'I did it. I didn't do it the way you asked me… » 7/29/07 3:35pm 7/29/07 3:35pm

Clinton Portis Has Ron Mexico's Back

Ron Mexico might be going through a particularly difficult time right now, but it's worth noting that he has one significant booster: Deadspin Hall of Famer Clinton Portis. He'd just like you and your ilk to leave Mr. Vick and his puppies alone. » 5/21/07 12:00pm 5/21/07 12:00pm

Clinton Portis Is Keeping Curious Company

We'll confess, we don't watch that "Flavor Of Love" show on VH-1; we remember once having good thoughts about Flavor Flav, many years ago, and just seeing the highlights of the show makes us extremely uncomfortable, like we're watching Reagan in the last throes of Alzheimer's or something. (We bet Chuck D can't watch… » 11/02/06 10:00am 11/02/06 10:00am

Please Heed These Tips For A Safe And Fun Halloween

This is for all of you Halloween revelers who are planning on being clever tomorrow night and dress up like Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. And you know who you are. We see you with the Paul Hogan hat and the toy sting ray and the too-tight khaki shorts, and we're begging you to stop. My God, many of you even have… » 10/30/06 2:45pm 10/30/06 2:45pm