CBS Praises Browns For No Turnovers; Browns Immediately Turn Ball Over

The Cleveland Browns have been rock-solid at holding onto the ball lately, and CBS decided to call attention to the fact that they'd gone 99 straight red-zone drives without a giveaway. That's the longest active streak in the NFL, or at least it would be if they hadn't immediately turned the ball over on that very… »11/16/14 2:28pm11/16/14 2:28pm

Stephen A. Smith Says "Nigga, Please" On ESPN2, And Everyone Gets Stupid In Response

On Thursday morning's First Take, Stephen A. Smith expressed his disbelief that Kobe Bryant would miss time with an injury by saying "nigga, please." This was not a thing he should have said on TV, yet he did. It was barely noticeable, but at least one person noticed, uploaded the video, and certain folks began… »10/26/12 12:35pm10/26/12 12:35pm

Enough With The Mystical Cubs Bullshit, Please

Can we talk about this? Can we talk about everything wrong with the notion that if the Cubs are to succeed—if they are to finally, evitably win a championship—they have to first tear down Wrigley Field? That there is bad juju on Waveland and hoodoo on Sheffield and black alchemy on Addison and maybe some cursed pirate… »5/15/12 4:05pm5/15/12 4:05pm

Soon-To-Be-Fired Newspaper Editor Puts A Big Old "Fuck" On Page 3C

You may want to avert your delicate sensibilities from today's Greenville (S.C.) News, because they accidentally printed a naughty not-for-old-people-who-still-subscribe-to-newspapers word in today's story about the SEC Title Game. It's easy to miss, subtly placed in the flow of the text, but look very closely at the… »12/01/11 11:45am12/01/11 11:45am