Sinister director grabs Drew Magary's Postmortal for the big screen

Chopped enthusiast, Gawker columnist, and parenting advice-giver Drew Magary's immortal novel could be made into a movie. Set in the near future where the cure for aging has been discovered, The Postmortal citizens don't have to age, but can still die from accidents, sickness, stabbings etc. » 8/01/13 9:29pm 8/01/13 9:29pm

Our man Drew Magary was on Morning Joe today (where Mike Barnicle talked about beaning his kids with fastballs) to promote his new book, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood. You should buy it if you like things that are good. He'll also be doing a thing in Brooklyn tonight with Tucker… » 6/12/13 10:41am 6/12/13 10:41am

The Epitome of Douche: "Bros Icing Bros"

I went to a wedding this weekend and saw at least three bros (BRAH!) get iced. This retarded game needs to stop immediately. Right fucking now. » 6/07/10 2:00pm 6/07/10 2:00pm

The Hidden Menace That Is The Scrotal Hydrocele

I went to the doctor a while back because I thought I had a hernia. It turned out I had something far less serious, and yet somehow far more horrifying. » 6/04/10 3:15pm 6/04/10 3:15pm

Fat, Sweaty, Drunk Man Teaches You How NOT To Perform Standup

This six-minute clip, taken roughly seven years ago, represents my last performance as a stand up comedian. After watching for about five seconds, you will understand why. » 4/22/10 11:45am 4/22/10 11:45am

Coach Who (Accidentally) Nailed Girl In Face With Volleyball Forced To…

This is Southern Regional High School girl's volleyball coach Eric Maxwell, whom you probably remember from this memorable episode, which occurred earlier this month. He apologized immediately after it happened. Unfortunately, he gained aa new audience yesterday. » 2/02/10 3:25pm 2/02/10 3:25pm

Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT?…

Our favorite oozing pumpkin Jason Whitlock is forging an Enemies List not seen since the last days of Richard Nixon: Selena Roberts, Serena Williams, Hamstring Stretches, etc. » 7/15/09 12:00pm 7/15/09 12:00pm

The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos

Ever stumble on some random YouTube video and wonder to yourself, "How did this piece of shit get 200,000 views?" Well, I have the answer. » 7/14/09 12:00pm 7/14/09 12:00pm

Dear Pixar: Stop Making Me Cry Like A Bitch

I took my three-year-old to see Up the other day. We left after an hour because she didn't want to stick around (Thanks for burning my money, kid). But that hardly mattered. » 7/13/09 1:10pm 7/13/09 1:10pm

This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus…

You may have heard that Cowboys' o-lineman Marc Colombo, Leonard Davis, and Cory Procter started their own metal band called Free Reign. Is their music as awful as you think it is? SURE IS! » 7/10/09 12:30pm 7/10/09 12:30pm

Hypospadias And You: An In-Depth Study Of Bong Dick

I live in the DC area and I have a baby boy, so it's only natural that scientists have now discovered that DC drinking water might be deforming baby boy's genitals. WOOHOO! » 7/09/09 1:00pm 7/09/09 1:00pm

Leitch And Drew On Vomiting, Dipping, Commenting, Simmons, And Other…

Your Deadcast guest this week is Leitch. It's a nice departure from all those weeks of talking to, you know, interesting people. HEY-O!!!! » 7/08/09 12:30pm 7/08/09 12:30pm

F—k Your Stupid Life Event: A Guide To Gift Giving

I hate buying gifts. I hate shopping for them, even online, which requires only that I click a mouse a few times, maybe fill out your address. NO TIME FOR THAT SHIT. » 7/07/09 1:30pm 7/07/09 1:30pm

A Special Announcement From Ballsdeepland

Announcements have been unkind to you lately. They're either telling you someone has died, or that you're gonna get banned from commenting. Well here's an announcement I hope you find a bit more welcome. » 7/06/09 1:35pm 7/06/09 1:35pm

Jim Brown: All-American, Gaylord

Your Deadcast guest this week is Hall of Famer Jim Brown (listen here). And holy shit, is that man intimidating. Except when talking about rollerskating around Venice Beach. » 6/25/09 2:00pm 6/25/09 2:00pm

It’s Family Hour With A Kinder, Gentler Buzz Bissinger (UPDATE)

Your Deadcast guest this week is Pulitzer Prize winner, author, and noted horsefucker Buzz Bissinger, and he's still got some f-bombs in his pocket. He was Artie Lange before Artie Lange was Artie Lange, you know. » 6/18/09 11:40am 6/18/09 11:40am