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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    If only there were some sort of "Special" Olympics that could settle the dispute between these camps.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    My run at the White Olympics title was derailed by my poor showing in the chardonnay chug.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/15/09

    @starksgotejected:

    Extend the Pinky kid. It's all about fundamentals.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    Obviously youtube needs some comment ni--as
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    07/15/09

    @HockeyMountain: people that annoy you?
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    When people e-mailed me on Friday asking what I thought of Bennett's "Black Olympics,"



    From: Jason_Whitlock@gmail.com

    To: JasonWhitlock@yahoo.com

    CC: ballstate0@aol.com, Jwhitlock@hotmail.com, JayWhitlock@aol.com



    Hey Jay! Love your work! You really tell it like it is! What are your half-baked, ill conceived thoughts on Martellus Bennett's Black Olympics? We are dying to know!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/15/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
    Thats great, I've got a few events in mind. the 40 OZ. Chug a lug - Crack pipe relay - Run to the mailbox for the government check, Most kids by different fathers, etc, etc. LOL



    Does it make me a bad person that I wish people like this were on the LIRR with Colin Ferguson?
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    Re: The Gummi Bear Song:



    I want to disembowel the asshat who invented AutoTune.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    Forget children's videos. This sums up all of YouTube. Except for videos of dumbass teenagers simulating wrestling moves and some fat nerd staring into a video camera doing a monologue on what Michael Jackson's death means to him.



    /saw Gummi bear video like two years ago
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/14/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: You left out videos of kittens chasing a Roomba.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/14/09

    @Jen P: And 9/11 conspiracy videos. God, that shit has completely overrun YouTube.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    I expect Lady GaGa to cover the Gummi bear song any day now.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    I did not need to see Gummi Bear ass today.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    To contemporize what my parents told me, "every time you watch The Gummy Bear Song, Madonna steals an orphan".
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    for the true nexus of fuckedupedness/Eurononsense/kiddie terror, nothing beats Boobah
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    Kids today are so spoiled by technology. My mom used to just give me a plastic bag, and I would spend hours playing aborted fetus.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    Do you really have to expand your empire digitally?



    Well, my girlfriend used to do it orally, but we've lived together for 2 years now, so that's sort of gone by the wayside.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    which leads you to a clip of Helen Keller in "The Miracle Worker" dubbed in Korean



    Which leads you to a Korean sports reporter, which leads you to something about an interview with A.J. Daulerio, which leads you to . . . wait, is that daddy? Why is he writing so many naughty words? And why does that shark hate Jews?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/14/09

    In reply to The Bizarre World Of Children’s YouTube Videos
    I showed my 4 year old keyboard cat, that was a mistake.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/14/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: You are lucky-- my 4 year old won't stop talking about how jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/14/09

    @Stev D: +1
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