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What's The Best Possible Animal Army In A Battle To The Death?Here’s a rock-dumb hypothetical the staff has been arguing about for a few hours: If you were forced to choose two groups of fighters from the following draft class of eight kinds of animals and one guy with a gun, what’s the best possible defense you can construct for yourself against the remaining...

Redesigning The Madness: Is there A Better Format For The NCAA Tourney?March Madness is surely the most exhilarating playoff system in American sports. We love the tournament—but it also isn't perfect. Which got us to thinking: Is there a better way to organize March Madness?...

Wired answers a question we sorta had: Could Captain America really jump out of that airplane without a parachute? He hits the water at a speed of 67m/s, but in the first 0.01 seconds in there, he ends up slowing at 3300 m/s2 or 337 g's. So, probably not. ...

Would A World-Class Sprinter Be The Best Baserunner In MLB?

Originally published on Baseball Prospectus. ...

Here's A Guy With Two Fully Functional Penises (NSFW)

2014 is one damn day old, and Reddit might have the scoop of the year. A redditor going by DoubleDickDude went ahead and answered a question every man has pondered: What if you had two dicks? Apparently, it's pretty great. (Yes, there is a photo.)...

Should You Try To Eat Your Marijuana During A Police Stop?

Texas A&M linebacker Darian Claiborne was arrested for possession of weed and Adderall, which he'd hidden in a giant Hershey's kiss ornament in his friend's car. Should he have tried to eat the weed instead? Here again is our guide on the matter. ...

How Long Can Humans Hold Their Breath?

Holding your breath may not be the flashiest feat of athleticism, but performing it at its highest level is still incredibly impressive, especially since it's something we've all done, and can all relate to. The limits to which some can push breath control, in fact, are more impressive than most peo...