We've Found The Lass Responsible For The Lone Amstel Light On The…

When the Bruins threw down with an epic body count at their Stanley Cup celebrations at Foxwoods, the world was drawn not to the six-figure bottle of champagne: Armand de Brignac is so played out. Instead it was the solo Amstel Light, a beacon of moderation and taste in a storm of crapulence.
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Hunt For Beejoli Shah, Fabulist Author Of Viral "Quentin Tarantino…

So, friendsicles: how many of you had the email from "beejoli" forwarded to you this morning and have subsequently sent it along to others? Dozens, I bet. Thousands even. Dozens of thousands probably. Its veracity is still unknown but I know Gawker is dutifully trying to track down "beejoli" to see if her random night… » 6/28/11 5:52pm 6/28/11 5:52pm