We've Found The Lass Responsible For The Lone Amstel Light On The…

When the Bruins threw down with an epic body count at their Stanley Cup celebrations at Foxwoods, the world was drawn not to the six-figure bottle of champagne: Armand de Brignac is so played out. Instead it was the solo Amstel Light, a beacon of moderation and taste in a storm of crapulence.
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Hunt For Beejoli Shah, Fabulist Author Of Viral "Quentin Tarantino…

So, friendsicles: how many of you had the email from "beejoli" forwarded to you this morning and have subsequently sent it along to others? Dozens, I bet. Thousands even. Dozens of thousands probably. Its veracity is still unknown but I know Gawker is dutifully trying to track down "beejoli" to see if her random night with … » 6/28/11 5:52pm 6/28/11 5:52pm

Deadspin Classic: How Everyone Decided Delonte West Was Boinking…

Around this time last year, everyone was seeking an explanation for LeBron James's poor playoff performance. They found it, in the form of a bizarre Gloria James/LeBron James/Delonte West love triangle. Happy Mother's Day, everyone. » 5/08/11 4:00pm 5/08/11 4:00pm

What A PR Guy Sounds Like When He's Returning Calls About Delonte West…

Remember all those absurd rumors about LeBron's mother Gloria and oft-benched teammate Delonte West knockin' boots? Well, I called the Cavs and left a fairly detailed message, asking for comment. And the Cavs called back. » 5/18/10 5:50pm 5/18/10 5:50pm

Villanova Pregnancy Hoax Email Results In Confusion, Death Threats

Yesterday, in an attempt to debunk the Fisher-Reynolds pregnancy melodrama rumor that spread via email for the past couple weeks, it appears I became the Big East's Furman Bisher instead. To clarify: It's a hoax. Like this. And this. » 4/08/10 6:05pm 4/08/10 6:05pm

Villanova, Syracuse, And The Case Of The Impregnated Girlfriends…

Since Villanova was unceremoniously bounced from the NCAA tournament on March 21 by St. Mary's, many emails have been fired off by frustrated alumni explaining how this happened to their precious team. The reason? Corey Fisher impregnated Scottie Reynolds's girlfriend, of course. » 4/07/10 6:35pm 4/07/10 6:35pm

Zeroing In On The Source Of That Tiger Woods Email Your Dad Just…

On Dec. 19, user "etsix" over at the GolfWRX.com message board posted the hoaxish Tiger Woods story that everyone keeps blaming on poor Furman Bisher. So where'd etsix get the story? From a friend, of course. » 12/31/09 1:40pm 12/31/09 1:40pm

This Tiger Woods Thanksgiving Night/Plastic Surgery Email Is…

406-year-old former columnist Furman Bisher has kicked this goddamn Tiger email into overdrive. Even Perez Hilton is pushing it out there now. Take a look at how all of this started — and let's find the perpetrator, please. » 12/29/09 4:56pm 12/29/09 4:56pm