Dolphins Fan Gets Brutally Knocked Out In The Sun Life Stadium Parking…

The sucker punch that dropped a Dolphins fan in the parking lot after Sunday's game vs. the Eagles is so brutal that the meathead who threw it should do some time. The sound of head hitting parking lot is chilling. The louder sound of the initial contact may be worse. Hearkens back to the near-death Bryan Stow case.… » 12/13/11 9:55pm 12/13/11 9:55pm

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions Involving Hand Gestures On…

Not only was Andrew P. of Lenexa, Kansas watching Wheel of Fortune this evening, but he was watching at the precise moment that contestant Lorimar made a hand gesture made all the more unfortunate when not accompanied by volume. 'Twas also an unfortunate gesture that host Pat Sajak caught himself before he got too… » 11/29/11 10:20pm 11/29/11 10:20pm

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Let's start this week's batch off with one of them Magic Eye Picture jawns in which if you stare long enough, you see something different than what you thought you saw. In this case, you're likely to stare at that field dong long enough to eventually see a band at halftime of the Boise State/SDSU game like Justin P.… » 11/29/11 10:00pm 11/29/11 10:00pm

Today In Fatal, Taser-Involved Gold's Gym Rampage News

Normally, this would just be a paragraph from a news article, complete with a link to the media outlet from which it was quoted. But the Tale of Chad Brothers of Troy is so amazingly amazing that that just won't cut it. That photo came from his Facebook page which he apparently opened, oh, a day earlier. So, off we go: » 11/01/11 9:45pm 11/01/11 9:45pm

The Texas Rangers Are Not World Champions, Possibly Thanks To FOX…

KDFW, the FOX affiliate in Dallas, sent out this text alert sometime after Josh Hamilton's 10th inning home run in the middle of the 9th—one of the multiple stretches it seemed like the Rangers had the game in hand. But there are no such things as jinxes; only depleted bullpens, questionable intentional walks, and… » 10/28/11 1:25am 10/28/11 1:25am

Joakim Noah Is Not Afraid To Show Off His Lockout Business Plan

Writes tipster Zach, "It's good to see that Joakim Noah is spending his time during the lockout figuring out some low post moves and not hanging out with Florida coeds...oh, wait..." See what Zach did there? Noah is hanging out with coeds. That's why you're looking at that picture right now, noticing his right hand… » 10/01/11 6:15pm 10/01/11 6:15pm