Melky Cabrera's HR Broke A Car Windshield Across The Street From Fenway

Toronto's 14-1 win over Boston was an all-out pummeling, punctuated by Melky Cabrera's second home run on the night, a three-run shot in the nine-run sixth inning. Cabrera's shot to left-center, officially tracked at a disappointing 410 feet, completely cleared the stadium and cracked a car windshield across the… » 7/29/14 10:02am 7/29/14 10:02am

Edwin Encarnacion Hit The Crap Out Of A Baseball

See that big white billboard? That thing is on the top of a building that sits across the street from Fenway Park, on the other side of the green monster. Last night, Blue Jays slugger Edwin Encarnacion nailed that billboard with a home run ball. » 5/21/14 10:23am 5/21/14 10:23am

Two Diamondbacks Reporters Get Stuck In Fenway Park Elevator

After Saturday night's D-Backs loss in Boston,'s Steve Gilbert and Fox Sports Arizona's Todd Walsh got what they needed from the visitors' clubhouse, then headed back upstairs to the press box of the 101-year-old Fenway Park. The elevator decided it didn't want to cooperate. » 8/05/13 9:22am 8/05/13 9:22am

Neil Diamond Performed "Sweet Caroline" Live At Fenway Park Today

Before the bottom of the eight inning at Fenway today, Neil Diamond took center stage in right field and belted out the tune that has become synonymous with Fenway and the Red Sox. » 4/20/13 4:37pm 4/20/13 4:37pm

Red Sox's "Sellout" "Streak" "Ends"

The Red Sox's 10-year sellout streak, which never actually existed, was finally dispatched with a press box announcement. Over the loudspeaker came the number: 30,862. And that was it. It was the sound of the streak getting a bullet behind the ear in some airless Soviet cell. » 4/11/13 3:09pm 4/11/13 3:09pm

The Quasimodo Of Fenway: A Creation Of The Devil, Keeper Of The…

He keeps his watch at night, working the ancient machinery that signals to the public the fortunes of the times. Some call him a monster, but it is within the Monster he hides from the visitors who curse him for the bad news he brings evening after evening. Some say he has gone deaf from the vitriol unleashed upon… » 9/13/12 9:00am 9/13/12 9:00am

Chipper Jones, Your Ass Makes Women Go Crazy

A little moment of levity to break up all the dark vibes floating around would be nice, yes? Well, you can thank this woman sitting in the front row at Shithole Fenway Park watching Chipper take some hacks in the on-deck circle. Chipper is in the middle of his goodbye tour and it appears one fan would like to take a… » 6/23/12 11:30am 6/23/12 11:30am

New York Post Front Page Kicks Nonsensical Ass

Fenway Park has been in the news a lot of late. There was the touching Field of Dreams-inspired story of the father and son who built their own replica Fenway in the vastness of Oregon. Then the drunken awkwardness of those loveable idiots, Cowboy Up himself and the Yankees' favorite son. And, of course, the… » 4/21/12 12:15pm 4/21/12 12:15pm

Pedro Martinez And Kevin Millar Delivered A Boozy, Awkward Toast To…

A lengthy ceremony recognizing the 100th anniversary of Fenway Park before today's Yankees-Red Sox game came to a close with former Sox stars Kevin Millar and Pedro Martinez offering a toast, sort of, to the stadium—while sounding a bit like they'd been rehearsing it for some time. (The Red Sox are calling it the… » 4/20/12 3:32pm 4/20/12 3:32pm

Oregon Father And Son Build 1/3-Scale Fenway Park Replica On Their Farm

What was your backyard like? Perhaps you had a tire swing, or a play structure, or an above-ground pool. My yard abutted wetlands; mosquitos rose angrily every spring. Chances are, whatever you had, it wasn't as cool as what Jim Maciariello and his son Ben built in Drain, Oregon. » 4/20/12 1:45pm 4/20/12 1:45pm

From The Sports Guy Vault: Bill Simmons Says Tear Down Fenway Park

Let's return to the Bill Simmons Archive, a collection of Boston Sports Guy columns salvaged from the defunct AOL Digital Cities. In honor of Red Sox opening day, let's look at an old column calling for the demolition of Fenway Park—and the construction of something totally new and different in its place. » 4/05/12 3:20pm 4/05/12 3:20pm

In 1995, An ESPN Cameraman Captured Fenway Fans Having An…

Oh, 1997. Back when we thought murdering Vince Foster was the worst our government could do. Back when we could watch both Mad About You and Caroline in the City. Back when the Red Sox were so mediocre and uninteresting that over-the-jorts horndoggery could occur in a half-empty Fenway Park. These were the lean years… » 8/07/11 3:00pm 8/07/11 3:00pm

Big Ben Successfully Keeps His Brains From Leaking Out

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 12/06/10 9:30am 12/06/10 9:30am

Thursday Night, Emeritus Invades Boston

Bostonians! Tomorrow night, Thursday, I will be talking and signing copies of Are We Winning in your fine city. I'll be at the BU Barnes and Noble, the one right by Fenway. We'll be drinking afterward as well. Come! » 6/23/10 12:00pm 6/23/10 12:00pm

Free Skating At Fenway? It'll Cost You

Scalpers, by definition, resell tickets at multiples of face value. Boston scalpers, perhaps having failed math, have marked up ostensibly free tickets by some magic factor that turns zero dollars into: lots of money. » 12/22/09 7:00pm 12/22/09 7:00pm

Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park

This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Boston Red Sox's Fenway Park. » 8/21/09 4:45pm 8/21/09 4:45pm