Retiring Beer League Softball Commish Would Like To Thank Himself For…

Lucky for us and our readers, half of all intramural sports participants join up just to get in touch with their inner asshole. I suspect that most of these individuals are tolerable for most of the day, but once they throw on a T-shirt with a number on the back something changes inside them. Like this softball coach,… » 5/03/11 5:15pm 5/03/11 5:15pm

Stop Your Judgmental Infield Chatter While I Handle The Pill, Softball…

Here's another overwrought email sent to a company softball team wherein one rookie pitcher had himself a tough outing. For some reason this young fireballer also ended up in a dugout scrap with one of his teammates who started heckling about his performance. Then, of course, he felt compelled to write an apology… » 4/22/11 7:25pm 4/22/11 7:25pm

Surly Flag Football Coach Needs Team To Learn How To "Grab A Fucking…

I can't get enough of the unhinged fuckery that exists in adult recreational sports. Like this flag football coach, who has had it with his team's uninspired performances right before the playoffs. That can't happen if you play for this coach (of flag football) if you want to be champions (of flag football) and you… » 4/14/11 6:35pm 4/14/11 6:35pm

Soccer Rec League Captain Works Harder Than You And Has The Sweaty…

I've noticed most of these rec league emailers possess a trait and that, due to some tic beyond their control, they need to verbalize their small victories in order to make sure people are paying attention. Because at their stations in life, the only worthwhile accolade can come from a teammate smart enough to… » 4/11/11 12:50pm 4/11/11 12:50pm

Another Bitchy Email Over Rec League Kickball Surfaces

This time a lady kickballstress from a Florida league is the one who unloads on her lazy teammates. She doesn't need stats to call out the bumbling stooges on her squad because she can see who's playing "vigilant" defense out there with her own eyes and she'll let them hear it if they're not playing some goddamn… » 4/06/11 7:20pm 4/06/11 7:20pm

Kickball Rec League Captain Sends Out Fantastically Bitchy Email To His…

An Atlanta-area kickball team recently suffered a demoralizing 20-0 loss. Yes, we're familiar with how serious some people are about their kickball and it's never fun to get blown out. However, if you have to play with this fun lovin' bunch of sad-sacks it's still inexcusable to go all Earl Weaver on them no matter… » 4/04/11 3:15pm 4/04/11 3:15pm