Here Is Your Independence Day MenuAlbert Burneko7/04/14 1:30pm62EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink Hey, it's Fourth of July weekend! Why it seems like only yesterday Paul Revere rowed his boat across the Independence River and discovered America or whatever—but it's been 700 years! Crazy. Spare a moment today to doff your mirrored wraparound gun-range goggles in respect for ol' Paul. Paul and the other guys.