Jay Cutler Drove To Camp In A Big-Ass Van, Is Still The Best

Jay Cutler showed up to Bears training camp today driving the vehicle you see above, what Jay calls a conversion van. Cutler made it very clear that this was not a mini-van, probably because he has spawned a whole brood of mini-Cutlers and a mini-van seems like a pretty sensible option for a dad. But it's a… » 7/23/14 7:45pm 7/23/14 7:45pm

Jay Cutler Just Got Himself A Big Contract

The Chicago Bears, via the press conference's answer to War and Peace, announced this morning that Jay Cutler has signed a seven-year extension with the team. The exact details of the contract aren't yet known, ESPN's Adam Schefter reports that it will eclipse an average of $17.6 million per year and comes with "at… » 1/02/14 12:39pm 1/02/14 12:39pm

This Sure Looks Like Jay Cutler Drinking A Beer While Feeding His Baby…

This picture is making the rounds on Twitter and various other websites, and the dude doing double bottle work looks a hell of a lot like Jay Cutler. Those middle-American features could belong to anyone, but everything we know about Cutler leads us to believe that this is absolutely something he would do. We really… » 5/03/13 1:04pm 5/03/13 1:04pm

What Gift Should You Buy From Jay Cutler And Kristin Cavallari's…

American royalty Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari have finally announced a date for their upcoming wedding (It's July 13. Get excited!), and like any good soon-to-be-married couple, they've registered for gifts at Williams-Sonoma and Crate & Barrel. Thanks to some sleuthing from DNAinfo.com, we are free to peruse the… » 3/06/13 1:50pm 3/06/13 1:50pm

Ladies, Jay Cutler's Marriage Proposal Will Have You Sopping Wet

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and his fiancée, Kristin Cavallari, have announced that they have selected a wedding date. How exciting! More important, however, are the newly revealed details of how Cutler proposed to his wife-to-be. Here's how Cavallari described the magical moment to E! Online: » 2/06/13 4:45pm 2/06/13 4:45pm

Jay Cutler: The Antihero Who Looks A Lot Like A Hero

On Sunday, during ESPN's Sunday NFL Countdown, Tom Jackson went on a mini tirade about Bears quarterback Jay Cutler that was as needless as it was brainless. Here was a grown man dispatched into sputtering agitation by a 10-second clip of another guy walking into a stadium. We've been down this road many, many times… » 11/26/12 6:23pm 11/26/12 6:23pm

Tom Jackson Bizarrely Attacks Jay Cutler For Not Saying Hello To People

Sitting alongside Chris Berman as he has for so long, Tom Jackson has escaped criticism because the easy target gets hit the most. But Tom Jackson is just as awful and this is but one example. Jay Cutler was concussed two weeks ago and was just named the starter for the Bears today. Rather than a gritty player… » 11/25/12 12:08pm 11/25/12 12:08pm

Brian Urlacher Congratulates The Texans On Picking Off Jay Cutler:…

Houston 13, Chicago 6: It was wet and miserable tonight at Soldier Field, and the score reflected it. The game wasn't altogether boring—the Bears had a chance to tie or win on their last possession—but they did not. Six turnovers later (four the Bears, two for the Texans) and what this game will be remembered for, if… » 11/11/12 11:45pm 11/11/12 11:45pm